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Zulhaqqim Awaruddin
12 Feb 94 , 15
Tanjong Katong Sec
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Friday, August 31, 2007 @ 7:23 PM

ZUL WILL BE AWAY FOR THREE DAYS COS HE IS GOING TO KL .


MISS ME THANKERS ! COS I WILL !



psst , im still contactable . i use autoroam . :D



@ 5:43 PM


hello thankers . thank you for coming into this thanking problem .

thank you , HAH . (inside joke) .

so anyway , today is THANKING TEACHER'S DAY !

and guess what ? i didn't buy anything for any teachers . cos their not worth to buy for . all of them aren't inspirational . only miss liz , mdm goo and miss kwong . so yeah , 3 teachers out of more than hundred is kinda pathetic . Gongshang rocks more . all the teacher's teach us rock stone pebble gravel bolder .

i miss mrs kok ( gotta see her ) , didnt see mr poon (couldn't ) , didn't see mdm zarinah ( couldn't) . this teachers are some of the best teachers in this face of the planets , so you slacking teacher's out there, LEARN FROM THEM BITCHES . (:

so ACES DAY = gay . alot of people never do . so UNsporting .

concert = bull , delay . i only got high during Beautiful Frequency , That dancing woman and O wen and Rifat's performance .

CONGRATS FOR WINNING O WEN AND RIFAT . :D

so anyway , i FLEW to tampines . like in fifteen minutes ?

then i "ran" to azrayna , azfryna and aliya . aliya grew taller . like i rmbr her being at my chest ? and now she's like at my shoulders . its either she's growing or im shrinking . oh wtthank .

then gave them their shades , bus-ed to school . met with atiqah!<33>o wen . omg , anorexic , nervosa bullimia la she . i hope she's okay . hannah say she stead with sec 3 boy ,STEADY AH NADHIRAH .

then we went to eat . BUT THEN THE NOODLE SHOP CLOSE ! I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THE SPAGHETTI ! OR HOR FUN ! OR MEE HONG KONG ! OR MEE BANDUNG ! I DONT LIKE TK ONE , EVERYDAY SAME . NOT NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE . )):

so ate nasi lemak , STANDARD DROP ! AIYOYOYO .

then drank some juice . jooooooooce . good for health yaw (speaks with indian accent) .

i heard that on hindustan program . hidustan <3 :D

so slacked at walkway .

met ruzaini ! nicholas came soon after , jieren also ! saw martinNOOB , cornelius , myron , shuen jin , ting hao , bennett , alphonse , woon bing, ashley chan , qin yuan , clarie , emily , joshua ,natasha , muhammad , riduan , norizam , illa , na'im , wei liat , wey jieh , ferra , christine , amanda , cheryl , nadhirah , and many more !

LOVE THEM TO BITS MANXZXZXZXZ .

then went to bubble tea shop , buy picnic stuff , go north park , slack . eat , swung .

THEN HOR, GOT THIS LONG EXERCISE THING WHEN I SHAKE , IT EJACULATES ! THEN I TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT SPONGY URETHRA ,

omg , sick i am .

then went to CC , go play with the curtains and beat people up .

PEOPLE, PEOPLE , I LOVE NICHOLAS'S BUTT ! YES ! ITS SO ROUND AND BOUNCY .

i smack it like one million timexzxzxzxz .

ANYWAY , after that , nicholas and jieren started taking off hannah's shoe and throw everywhere. mine also .

then me and hannah took revenge on nicholas, we took off his shoes , and gave to aliya ! HAHAHAHAHA !

NICHOLAS + ALIYA = WONDER COUPLE . (:

then me , hannah , azrayna and azfryna camwhored :D .

wanna know why ? cos we're hot like that .

yes , im a super hero (: .

dont tell anyone , its a secret . and hannah doesn't care. and azrayna jealous i hero . HAHA . you can tell by their expressions :DDD .



Wednesday, August 29, 2007 @ 5:10 PM

today was a shameful day . :D


more later , needa do homework (maths, science and melayou ) . :D



Tuesday, August 28, 2007 @ 9:25 PM

weekend's was a bitch , monday was a whore , tuesday was a slut .

dont feel like blogging . my mood's ruined .



@ 9:14 PM

of all people , i thought you'd be the one who understand me the most .


im hurt , im incredly hurt . the present i gave to her WAS CONTRIBUTED BY NADZIRAH TOO . who is she? my section mate . gosh .

after 2 years with you , i thought you'd understand . i will be the last one to reach when i meet you guys . cos my school is supremely far away . i thought you'd understand that .


bottom line , i really though , you , you , my dear best friend , would understand me .


but no .




you didnt .


and i cant believe i bought something for you , azfryna and hannah .

and they weren't that cheap .

and you didnt know how i felt when i read your post .

my heart broke .

my eyes swell up .

and the river started to flow .

first time in dont-know-how-many-weeks , you made me do it . and your my best friend .

yes , you still are . cos im not a petty , immature person .

LIKE OWEN .



Sunday, August 26, 2007 @ 7:00 PM





Friday, August 24, 2007 @ 9:40 PM

EH PLEASE LOR , ITS ZHIYIN WHO SAID THAT SAEFUL WAS HOT . NOT ME .


ZHIYIN YOU LIAR ! :D


oh , and friends can turn to enemies just overnight . like just now .(ps , this isn't about you . everything's clear)


and strangers can become bff x infinity overnight like what happen to me and powerseahs . your the best thing that happened to me after meeting the iremireblends and azrayna and azfryna and hannah and passing geography :D



@ 4:41 PM

HELLO WONDERFUL BITCHES OF THIS BITCHILY BITCHY BITCHING WORLD ! :D


ISN'T TODAY JUST A GLORIOUS FINE DAY ?


AND IT RAINED ! DURING RECESS ! :DDD .

yes , im a fucking happy faggot today . :D


today is the BEST DAY in my academic life . oh raisin and watermelons :D .

anyway , came early today cos dad didn't open tampines shop cos got some whole day catering service . and they're paying a big sum . cannot tell la . :D


so came to school . early early . everyone was asleep . everyone = 3 people :D .

then i did my literature homework . alot of people wanted to copy but i didn't , i did what was good for them . (:

then after that had lit . MR ASHRAF SUCKS . I HATE HIM LA . everytime keep looking at me . then cannot talk to Munira . aiyo , bitch . I NOT GAY LA , GO LOOK AT COCK WEE .

EE , I JUST WENT DOWN TO BUY SOMETHING AN I WENT PAST THIS THUGS AND THEY WERE LIKE " WASSUP DAWG" AND I WAS LIKE " YOU TALKINTO ME FACE" . AND THEY SAID IT TWICE.

sorry , i dont associate with beasts .

then had maths . mdm goo went through our TLLM project . she said it was good :D .

mother tongue was mysterious . ooooh . O:

english got back summary . EH BABE , I GOT 18.5 AH ! :D

recess-ed at the drain . the boobies will know where :D .

GEOGRAPHY . OH MY GAWD . I CAN DIE MAN .

its so exciting .

me:-mrs yeo calls jin zhuang name in background- please i want to pass , pleasepleaseplease i want to pass .
mrs yeo: zulhaqqim .
me:-looks at mrs yeo-
mrs yeo:-looks at paper and looks at me . face changes-
me:-in heart- oh please let me pass.
me:-scared to wits .
me:-takes paper-
me:-opens paper-
me:-sees marks-
me:-shouts- HELL YEAH I FUCKING PASSED !
mrs yeo:-looks at me with weird look-
me:-runs back to seat-

ZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMG . I TELL YOU AH , MY FIRST TIME PASS , AND I PASS AH, AIYO SEXY MAMA , WITH FLYING COLOURS AH BABE ! WANTED TO TELL MY BFF X INFINITY (YES YOU) BUT THEN MY PREPAID FINISH .

michele got 22.5 .
vanessa got 19.5


AND I GOT A FUCKING 1 BEFORE AN 8 . YESYES, A FUCKING 18 OVER A FUCKING 25 . OH MY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK .

AH!! -RUNSAROUNDINCIRCLES-

i think ig to 3rd highest . yay . but if i dont , who cares.


I STILL FUCKING PASS WITH FUCKING COLOURS !!!!!!!!!


:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD .

cheered ah g-string . CHEER UP BITCH . BEFORE I PULL YOUR YOU-KNOW-WHAT . :D

then had history . my sugar level was so high .

then went to mosque . and matreps were behind .

oh puh-lease . say whatever you one . especially you . with one flick of my hand i can call ah cheebye , your girlfriend . nono , please , say somemore . too bad im much more superior cos i got a fucking handphone . (:

i can call 3 numbers , the police , the school and ah cheebye .


BOOB DYNASTY ! :D .



Thursday, August 23, 2007 @ 9:51 PM

you're so damn easy . :D .



hello world !

my common test have be fantabulous ! eventhough compared to other lean mean raping machine guns , iremireblend , powerseahs or Boob Dynasty , mine was quite terrible .


BUT STILL , i made an improvement yo . too bad you never improved (:

okayokay , so today had special activites , boring . science talk about spongy urethra . mr seah said that part makes the dick erect . COOL . :D

recess-ed with BOOBS .

Maths was whatever . History talked about decreasing population and i said they died . :D

Lit was bullshizza . IDD was voice . go figure :D .

then had maths extra lesson for everyone . I LOVE GRAPHS . its so complicated . :D

then had band .

i would like to comment on these people who i thought were complete idiots until today .

ADLI . you're quite nice . your jokes are stupid and thanks for your advice about my legs. :D

AZMI . you're nice-er than i expect and your jokes are stupid-er and my hands are clenched . i think . :D

serious ah , they very nice . SAEFUL ALSO . THAT BLURXZXZXZ . LOL . zhiyin said he was hot . ergh , whatever .

then went home . Erfi lame gilerxzxzxz .


goodnight bitches , literature can go eat manure . :D



Wednesday, August 22, 2007 @ 9:16 PM

I know I'm a hot hot shorty .


LOL , today was the same as any other days . boring though . hmm , wednesday's should have spice .

AND I WANNA BECOME VOLUNTEER AT SPCA ! SAVE THE ANIMALS . WHO WANNA FOLLOW ME VOLUNTEER DURING HOLIDAYS ?

:D

Tuesday, August 21, 2007 @ 9:16 PM

psst , join the Tetek Man Fan Club by tagging either mine , shaza's or siti's tagboard .



TETEK MAN IS THE LOVE <3


I KNOW YOU WANNA JOIN . SAY IT , SAY "I WANNA JOIN ."

SAY ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT . :DDDDDDDDDDDDD .

ALL HAIL TETEK MAN ! :DD

tetekman , tetekman ,
does whatever a tetekman does .
can he swing , from a web ?
no he can't , his tetek's too big .
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK OUT !
he's tetekman .



@ 8:53 PM


















@ 6:48 PM

ohoh , and my mum promised me to change my specs cos like really . i cant see a fucking thing from the back .

and i saving money to buy this super vogue red sunglasses , 3 tee shirts and one slipper .

at least 100 dollars ah . but still , never say die babe .



@ 5:37 PM

with lips like sugarcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane .
goodthings goes to those who wait ! :DDD

the song i sing with my deat singing partner , Ah G-string aka Yasmeen aka Munira aka Yasmeen Munira . :DD

ANYWAYXZXZXZXZ , TODAY IS TUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSDAAAAAAAAAAAAY :DD .


woke up with a hard spanking on the ass . my mum was like , "OI , DAH PUKUL BRAPER ? TAK NAK GI SKOLAH ? " . i was like ," whaat ? huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh ? " . look at the clock and it was 6.30 . jumped out of bed and bathe fastfast . then went to the car with shoes and socks in one hand and my phone and wallet in another . and i was wearing my slippers . :D

ohoh , my slippers in the car . :D

then reached school . went up class . sat down and did science homework .

ahbra/breastfriend/sarah: eh , why you do science?

ahbutt/breastfriend/zul:must pass up today whaaaat .

ahbra/breastfriend/sarah:stoopid la you ! today Mr Seah go through science paper la . go see board la !

ahbutt/ahcock/ahg-string: CHEY !


yes , the bra can speak .

then went down with calculator and pencil box . assembly was VERY GOOD ! as shafiq wasn't there singing out of tune and sungguh rabakly in my ear .

and then had science.

BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING ME WHO THOUGHT I CONFIRM DIEDIE WONT GET THE EXPAND-BECAUSE-PARTICLES-IS-HEATED QUESTION CORRECT , which i get the formula correct except THAT MY FUCKING DRAWING WAS FUCKED UP .

i got a well deserved 32 . well since there highest 43 and Ryan got 40 , i think its acceptable :D .

i fighting for 3 more marks to get A2 ! or at least one mark so get A1 thus no deproving . :D

and i think getting full marks for exams are just S-I-C-K . like really , its so I-DONT-KNOW-HOW-TO-EXPLAIN .

then had art . got new teacher , she seems like some abcd-ing fierce bitch . but she's nice . like NICE . she very kind . never complete also no need stay back :DD

then recess . sat near the speaker cos we wanted to hear the music . :D

mother tongue discussed about skit . IM PUISI-SAYING-PERSON . together with shafiq . everything must be with him one . benci i , i benci tau you . >):

then had drama infusion . everything went SMOOTHLY . UNTIL SOMEONE HOR , GO SHOUT WE MISSED A SCENE . MACAM NAK SEPAK JE MUKER DIER .

and its smooth cos someone didnt spoil it . cos someone hor , at home sleeping i think :D

then had Maths , wasn't paying attention cos was singing Candyman and Beautiful Girls with Yasmeen :DDD .

C.E was a bore .

then went parkway to eat KFC .

then got some katong convent sluts ah .

NEVER SEE CHAIR FALL ISIT ?

NEVER SEE OLD FRIEND BEFORE ISIT ?

POINT HERE , POINT THERE . POINT YOUR CHEEBYE LA BITCHES .

spell bimbo .


oh , wait they cant. they're too stoopid .



EH LOSERS , I WANNA GO CYCLING AGAIN AND MAKE MY JUBOH /BUTT /ASS/ASSHOLE HURT LIKE SHIT AGAIN ! :DDDDDDDDDDD



Monday, August 20, 2007 @ 8:13 PM

yawns , i have a huge migraine . i think its fatigue :\

and im still writing this ._.

anyway , today got back 3 papers .

HIGHER malay 33/50 (hmtl harder than normal malay lorr ) .
Maths 36/50 (personally , i can do better)
History 14 1/2 / 25 (WOOOOHOOOOOO . i thought i fail sehhh :DDD)


anyways , then went cycling at East Coast Park .

SOMEONE HOR , VERYVERYVERYVERYSUPERDUPEREXTREMELYMEGALYVERYLYTOTHEINFINITYOFITALL
petty .

please , i dont pangseh . :D

and don't believe , don't believe la . very irritating leh , until i give up pass the phone to jannah WHO YOU FINALLY BELIEVED .

-.-

okay , then met o wen , while walking to the underpass which took a gazillion million trillion brillion yearxzxzxzxz . we walked all the way from parkway parade to katong convent -.- .

then the first thing i heard was Sufi shouting . i turn around , then i saw jannah and shaza raping her ! ZOMG , they take off her shoe , take off her sock then throw everywhere . I LAUGHED LIKE ZOMGZOMG . LIKE WANNA DIE LIKE THAT . LOL .

then walkwalk , tried to rape siti tapi tak menjadi . tried to rape azkhairy , lagi tak menjadi .


then sang SPIDERPIG <3>they too hot to handle . LOL .

jannah and sufi fall i laughed like motherfatherfantastic .

siti and shaza fall , ZOMG LA CAN .

then i fall cos i was laughing at them too much . and also cos shaza kept kan chionging me from behind .

Shaza: OH FUCK , ZUL FASTER FASTER .
ZUL: SHAZA JANGAN TAKUT KAN AKU !
SHAZA: OH CHEEBYE ! IM GONNA CRASH !
SHAZA+SITI : AHH ! (CRASHES .

zomg la , i love the lighthouse spinningspinning part . its so ZOMGISHWOAH !


then went to Changi , got this guy , got moobs .

whenever he jog ah , ZOMG , BOINGBOING . he need push-up bra one . confirm .

then we all rush back . then sent back the bicycle . everyone cycle alone . we all very relaxed and quiet during the travel back . hmm . :DD

then we sent back bicycles . and jannah who came in.

Jannah: Zul , kau number limer.
Zul: HUH ?
Jannah:Kau number limer . I want to see who comes last . :DD

that girl ah . ZOMG LA CAN .

then we all slacked for awhile and headed for macdonalds .

and we copied o wen's laugh .

Jannah(low voice): hurrhurrhurr .
everyone:LOLROFLMAO .

then we ate at macdonalds . bitched about screwed teachers , especially Mdm Farida . LOL , i tell you ah , Jannah and Shaza top actresses i tell you !

then walked back to bus stop . started raping each other .

COS WE ARE THE LEAN MEAN RAPING MACHINE GUNS ! :D

we raped Azkhairy first , then Jannah , then O wen . Tried raping Siti , but she unrape-able . tried raping me but im too heavy to bring down . Then they raped Sufi , then Shaza , then they succeeded doing on me . We then moved on to our last victim , Ridhwan . Aiyo , he so .... cunning . tired lehh .

Then went to bus stop . while running for the bus i vomitted and my head spin like abcd !

Then quickly go home , almost collapsed . :\

anyway ,




MY BUTT HURTS , ALOT



hey you , i doing this skit for malay thingy and its about broken love. and the girl being cheated . AND YOU , WHEN I READ THE POEM , IM GONNA LOOK STRAIGHT DEAD IN YOUR EYE AND MAKE YOU FILL WITH GUILTY I TELL YOU . dont mess with me and my friends yo .



Sunday, August 19, 2007 @ 6:15 PM

OH THANK HEAVENS . my brother left . only because his girlfriend is back in Singapore . YAY ! :D .


so anyway , FRIDAY !

FRIDAY !

failed geography test (not common test ) . got 9 1/2 . so close yet so far .

anyway , after taht prayers . then went back to school , halfway met with sufi and zhiyin , then we all go back . then when walking back got a few sec 3 boys turn around and point to zhiyin . sheesh , outdated seh , get a life and stop talking bout her la can. my poor meimei , she traumatise you know .

then walk back another batch of sec 3's kept staring at zhiyin . zomg , zhiyin they all like you la . LOL .

then took bus go mrt station and mrt-ed to tampines mall . then went to eat at pizza hut . AND HOR , ZHIYIN KEEP LOOKING AT THE WAITER'S BUTT . TSKTSK . THEN SUFI STARTED TO LOOK AT THE BUTT ALSO . TSK !

azkhairy went berserk . he was like , WOAH . DIFFERENT FROM THE AZKHAIRY IN SCHOOL SEH ! HE CRAZY IN SCHOOL , BUT OUTSIDE, HE CRAZY-ER ! ZOMG . SCARY !

then went up watch simpsons !


SPIDERPIG ! SPIDERPIG ! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD .

then went home. super great i tell you .

SATURDAY !

had lunch with azkhairy , sufi and o wen . ate at KFC . my phone "mysteriously" gone then came back -.-

then went for band ! :D

had combined all the way. MR CHIA ROCKS MAN !

and I LOVE TO PLAY SAKURA,SAKURA ! ROCKS UNDERWEARS !

and SEC ONE BAND LOVES SUGARBABES AND SALTYBOYS !

sugarbabes = NADZIRAH<3 , JANNAH<3 and humaira -.-

saltyboys= damien , yingzheng , assholebernamamichael and joelle .

and michael said something that infuriate me like abcd .

then went home ! :D .

today was boring .

and my mum is , ergh . -.-


anyway , tmr getting back common test maths and history . mdm goo said everyone passed ! YAY ! :D <3 .

history i scared la , i dont wanna fail and dissappoint miss liz . she rocks selendang berwarna-warni you know . :\



SPIDERPIG , SPIDERPIG .

DOES WHATEVER A SPIDERPIG DOES .

CAN HE SWING FROM A WEB ?

NO HE CAN'T .

COS HE'S A PIG .

LOOK OUT !

HERE COMES SPIDERPIG ! :DDDDDD





@ 2:11 PM

ee , my brother so irritating . its a sunday and isn't he suppose to go out or go help mother ? and tmr i will be late for school cos my dad sending him to his camp WHICH IS ALL THE WAY AT JALAN BAHAR . GREAT .

most probably posting about friday , saturday and tmr on monday which is tmr la .

HAHA . whatever .


anything .


SPIDERPIG ! SPIDERPIG ! LABAHLABAHBABI ! :DDDDDDDDDDDD



Saturday, August 18, 2007 @ 9:19 PM

HELLO SPIDERPIGS !


tmr i post . my brother extra . keep going in my room . cos my bed very "comfy ". WTF . must be my mother ask them go spy on me onee .


):



Thursday, August 16, 2007 @ 7:04 PM

hello pineapples :D


so today never go somewhere la because got this someone HOR , go cancel . THIS SOMEONE HOR, can be found in my links .

ohoh , if your either blind or your eyes aren't working too wel , i have changed my skin (: . AND YES , i love it .

anyway , didn't post for yesterday .

so -


YESTERDAY !

had geog and science . TOO MUCH FACTS ! so the night before i just give up at 9.30 , not studying science separating mixtures . Cos its too cheem , i dont understand :\

ee , i just went out for a while and i saw my brother eating , and he ate like a pig . PIG . YUCKS . NO TABLE MANNERS . ._.

anyway , so had science first . AND LUCKY SHIT MR SEAH CAME IN ! HE REMINDED US ABOUT FRACTIONAL DISTILLATION COS GOT ONE BOOBIE ASK . AND IT WAS TESTED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU . TWO QUESTIONS SOMEMORE ! :DDDDDD .

okay . so science was pretty WOAH . mr seah said today that someone clever and got it right . AND ONLY ONE PERSON . who draw the particles with spacing for the second question AND GOT CORRECT. I GOT PUT SPACING ! then daryl also say he got put -.- . aiyo , i want the mark can ? D:

then geog , GEOGRAPHY <333333333333333 .

no matter how hard or confident i am , i still fail one . so i think i fail this one also la eventhough i answered confidently and remembered (almost) everything .

TODAY!

HAD LITERATURE ! CONFIRM FAIL ! I ANYHOW KICK ONE ! I NEVER STUDY MAHH :DDD .


haha , so after that had science , then had recess . then had english , everyone haywire one . then got some drama . this prostitute in our class go steal Ah Ball No. 1's control shift and refuse to tell . and double face one . and told all the teacher that WE lie , when she did . whatever bitch , you can go and firetruck . we know the real thing . we saw you . dont try to lie . RAWR . :DD

ANYWAY , changed place with Ah Ball No. 1 . so sat behind AH G-STRING AKA YASMEEN MUNIRA ! :DDDDDDDDDD . HOT STUFF LA SHE ! :D . then we talked , bitch and all the usual stuff . then talktalktalktalktalk . then go idd , i almost slept. SO BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING . :D


then went to class to check my oral exam timing . i 7.40 batch D: . wake up so early manxzxz ! then surely i reach school at 7 oneeee .

thenthen went to parkway with the Boob Dynasty .

ZOMG , too much funny moments to be written down . especially the part where Ah Boob aka Wendy ran around to get things . and the way she run ah , super cute x infinity .





oh , and i realise i have been a supremely bad friend . for reasons that i know and for reasons that i dont know . im so sorry . D': .


i dont wanna lose no friends , especially not you guys . D:



Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 6:00 PM

hello mangosteens :D


woke up early today . i also dont know why . so bathe , go get ready and studied last minute history cos i can't study in the car . i always stare at i-dont-know-what . i like to daydream .

anyway , dad came . then left the house . and i was shocked to be led to a very pathetic car . it was some stupid Ford car that looked supremely fugly and pathetic . got that car cos MY BELOVED HONDA STREAM , got sent to the workshop cos it got hit , twice . D: , but lucky my dad's okay . :D

so my baby's coming home tmr ! :D

then i tried studying , but ended up daydreaming . then went up , turn around then got this HUGE MERCEDES DROVE IN LAAA . LIKE HUGE . LIKE H-U-G-E . then Kang Wei stepped out ! ZOMG ! HE ABCDING RICH LA ! the car one right , i think bigger than president's car .


so went up . then i saw they all sit outside laa , they say door never open , then five minutes later some smart guy go try open and guess what ? THE DOOR SWUNG OPEN . wow .
magic . -.-

then studied last minute history . and maths .


MATHS WAS LIKE ABJKADNFLJASBNTJGBNERJLNGKLJGBSF ! fuck la , they test about polygon and i never study -.- .

history was .... WOOOAAAAAAAAAAH . i know the answer but i dont know the answer you see . meaning i know the answer but i'm unsure and dont know how to phrase it . this term common test i think i do badly :\ . AIYO , ZUL WHY LIKE THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT . :\

then had ONE WHOLE ABCD-ING HOUR OF RECESS :DDDDDDDDDDDD . hang out with the Boobs Dynasty . im boobqim and i rule the butt land ! :D . Penisrynah is the emperor . Ah Boob/Boobdy is her trust full boob servant . Ah Bra/Boobrah is her servant's servant . AND I'M A RULER :D .

had drama infusion . had mr terence . looks , okay . voice, powerderful . fashion sense ? FABULOUS . HE WEARS FRESH BOX ! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD . HAWWWWWWT .

anyway , he in band . Ah Boobs tried to know what instrument he play but to no avail :\ he same batch as mr azlan i think . anyway , miss rebecca sick and next week she coming ! YAY .

so did some maidmaidmaid(in indian/cheena accent ) or maidanation agency . me and daryl were gay :D .

after that had maths . did linear graphs . and i came to christina's rescue cos she didn't understand the one unit thingy .

then had CE . WE LOVE MRS CHAN HO ! SHE HOT LA ;X .

sat with Boobnira/Boobmeen .

me: who's the hottest guy ?
yasmeen: ****

and she answered that ah like , SPEED OF LIGHT YOU ! how could she , betray her baboon all hail . LOL .

then went down to eat . dont wanna talk about it , CRAP TO THE MAX . then went seven eleven . Boobmeen/Boobnira went with Daryl and Boobelle home . The other Boobies , like me , indah , arynah , sarah and wendy stayed because Ah Boobs and Ah Bra saw this squishy thing . Fauzi stayed back for i-know-what-reason .

then we each bought a ball . mine the web broke . i started squishing it and it reminded me of Nabil's balls :\

ohoh , im raping ryan tmr . he hot stuff . AND I'M BREAKING HIS VIRGINITY BABY !


well not really , im just grabbing his balls (:


xoxo ,



BALL GRABBER BOOBQIM ! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD




Monday, August 13, 2007 @ 5:48 PM

i think i can become a proffesional serial rapist one day .

i have been grabbing balls today . because sex bomb made me obssessed with it . Sex bomb's felt squishy , like you put water in a plastic bag until full , tie up and you go poke it . like that laa.


hidayat's felt hard , steam ? i dont know :D .

couldn't get fauzi's or ryan's . Ong sim wants me to raperape him cos she wants to see his downunder . you know , where-the-sun-doesn't-shine .

hmm . never mind , i can grab their downunders tmr .

anyway , had english and malay today .

i thought for malay , diedie today composition . or letter-writing . so i last minute study the formula for letter writing . got the paper , flip the page . ZOMG ,DIE .

IT WAS PAPER TWO . i never study peribahasa ! OH MY PUSHPOPS ! i calculated all my confident answers and it totals up to 28 ! JUST PASS D:

anyway , english was quite okay . had 153 . i lied . i put 149 :D

malay could do anything , so bloghopped . sex bomb was super irritating today :\

and im not talking irritating cute, like irritatingirritating .

then had maths , mdm goo was angry cos no one actually remembered the reasonings thing .


lit was bull crap . first time sleep :x . mr ashraff boring laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . i want a fun cher . >):

history miss lizz angry because no one was studying during the time she gave us .

music was free period , and as usual , everyone went wildddddddddddddddd :D .


then talked sick with hidayat , fauzi and arynah . then went to wait for zhiyin , chiawens , o wen and sufi . they all slow :x .

then went to eat balls , FINALLY , then buy bubble tea . then go home .


guess what im doing right now ?


nope not studying .



PACMAN-ING ! :DDDDDDDDDDDD .

ITS SO COOL ! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD .

NAH WEBSITE , later you all say zul dont want share :D


http://www.2dplay.com/pacman/pacman-play.htm



Sunday, August 12, 2007 @ 6:22 PM

I HAVENT STUDY FOR COMMON TEST .


O.O


HOWHOWHOW ?



DIEDIEDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D




good luck failing passing people ! :DDDDDDDDDDDD .



@ 6:17 PM





Saturday, August 11, 2007 @ 6:53 PM

was reading stella's post about "i remember " and it stayed in my mind while skipping to all my primary school friends .


i remember how syamil would look and snap at me because she hated me so much and i hated her for being so fake .

i remember ruzaini and natasha being there with me when azrayna , azfryna and hannah were against me during primary 5 .

i remember the marco polo thing we always play during lunch before remedials .

i remember how hanissah said my underwear was purple when it was brown and everyone believed her and i was being laughed at -.-

i remember how we would always buy nuggets sneakily so mrs ow wont know .

i remember how we would always chopechope for line and table under the fan which is in the same row which is infront of the bookshop and noodle stall where we always bought spaghetti every thursday and mee bandung every tuesday .

i remember how we would hang out at the verandah during lunch .

i remember how we kept saying the cheer " give me an M , Y,R,O and N and what does it spell ?" HAHA .

i remember we played the pole thing and me and ruzaini would start pole dancing and grinding the pole like no mothering problem .

i remember how we went to the bubble tea shop everytime after remedials .

i remember how mrs kok would lecture us , be nice to us , becoming our second mother .

i remember mr poon throwing alphonse's table for god know's what and i was shocked as i was talking to azrayna , like always . :D

i remember how xerxes would cry everytime me , alphonse , azrayna and martin would disturb him and how mrs kok complimented on my smartness ," zul , i know your clever , so put your brain into good use " and i laughed at her .

i remember how fattyfatty joshy pooooooooooooo , would always make us all laugh .

i remember how fattyfatty joshy pooooooooooooo, always got bullied by azrayna .

i remember how christine and alphonse will always start bickering .

i remember how alphonse will get from one end of the classroom to the other side of the classroom just to talk to myron [they had gay scandal :D]

i remember how i got SOMEONE and myron together and they broke up at the end of the year because of splitting school .

i remember how i left myron at amanda's party alone and making him look like a pathetic loser :D

i remember how hannah and i would disturb azfryna because HERHON EY , was there .

i remember how the bouncy ball will bounce everywhere when they kick it and i would just look at it everytime it rolls pass and the boys will be like " OI , AIEE , GO GET THE BALL" or whatever and i will give them the huh face .

i remember how azrayna would sms me asking me what her ahemahem said about her yadayada .

i remember how azfryna was super malu when HERHON EY :D , knew .

i remember how malu i was when i-know-who gave me a public dumping during teacher's day .

i remember HOW HANNAH AND FERRA ALWAYS COPY MY HOMEWORK .

i remember how everytime cikgu rahmah or cikgu zarinah leaves the class we will all copy our higher malay works .

i remember how nadirah and na'im would bitch about us , walk fugly , being fugly , and not copy work because they were too smart and still fall .

i remember how hannah was super duper malu because SHE-I-AZRAYNA-AZFRYNA-KNOWS-WHO came during teacher's day .

i remember how she got her leg cemented and had to use cructhes and we would help her .

i remember how lovely 6.4 was .

i remember how cool i thought NE/SS club was cool -.-

i remember how we called ourselves fallen angelz and we had a burn book and how almost all the pages were pages of nadhirah , syamil and na'im .

i remember it being broken apart .

i remember me quiting from it over circumstances .

i remember my name being written soon after .

i remember us going to tm neoprinting .

i remember i play football in my freshbox tee and billabong shorts at hakeem's house .

i remember myron saying hariz wiped his hairy balls using the towel on the right [or on the left i do not know]

i remember myron being "raped" by me when he go snatch me phone .

i remember playing something mini toon game at hakeem's bigbig house .

i remember nicholas parent's sending us home .

i remember how we took photo and mr poon came all sweaty and azrayna shouting yuck mtf-ing loud .

i remember taking the fun shot stoning .

i remember amos crushing his birthday present i gave him infront of my eyes and he dropped for bff x infinity to just a plain ole friend.

i remember how we played titee and xerxes would quit and cry because alphonse was too "harsh" .

i remember playing duel monsters and my cards were stolen by woon bing and cornelius .

i remember taking my psle paper and after i finish each paper i would imagine how secondary school would be like and how i would live without 6.4 .

i remember playing football for interclass .

i remember azrayna being the hero for scoring for the netball .

i remember how wei heng and yu chen[boboy] would stay in class to have sex/scandal [ playing duel masters laa]

i remember how mrs kok jumped for joy everytime our class scored and i will be like , woaahh .

and how during children's and she jumped for joy and i laugh my intestines out .

i remember how mr salleh would force us to do some gay dance every teacher's day .

i remember how mrs ow refuse to teach us the gay dance because " it wasnt that great" .

i remember us skipping for charity .

and everyone cheated for the ticket .

i remember how mrs kok cancelled social studies and art to concentrate on other important stuff .

i remember how excited i was when we were waiting for our psle marks .

i remember how i saw my face in a stupid video :D

i remember how happy i was when i saw my marks .

i remember getting my psle paper and my mum broke down and cry cos my marks were bad . [i got 241 + hmtl ]

i remember me crying cos my mum was crying .

i remember dad scolding me .

i remember me crying my tears out .

i remember azrayna , azfryna and hannah being there for me <3 .

i remember fighting over mum not to appeal to go VS because i wanted to go TEEKAY because i had some sort of gut feeling .

i remember sending the pick-the-school thing praying i'd go to tk .

i remember getting my slip saying i'd go to tanjong katong and i just lit up and smiled .

i remember being dragged out and asking nobody which school they went .

i remember going to tk just to see the school and i saw alot of people appealing and i was like breaming with the i-got-in-and-you-don't face .

i remember going to eat satay that night :D

i remember going to the orientation . i sat infront of shafiq -.-

i remember being scared cos i didn't know anyone .

i remember seeing nicholas [sec 4 ex-chairman of councillor thingy] telling me he's mrs ow's son and i was in a total disbelief .

i remember sitting beside someone . [duh] .

i remember seeing miss erma thinking she was my form teacher .

i remember raynor lending me a pencil to write down important stuffs.

i remember going home with my mum talking about something the principal talked about while i was all the while listening to my mp3 .

i remember going home excited to go to tk at the beginning of the year .

i remember going to malaysia five days before school reopens .

i remember going to malaysia 2 days before school reopens and bookshop was closed .

i remember going to tanjong katong shopping centre to buy uniform .

i remember going to school with no books in my bag . all i had was pencil box and file and the papers misss erma gave us .


2007 continued later .


i dont know what to say , i dont know what to do anymore . i rest my case . i will just support you



@ 4:09 PM

yes , im making this post especially for you . so you better darn good read it :D


hello mr [insertyournamehere] who i have specifically ask you to read my blog while you were gladly offline . no , im not going to bitch about you .



right , your explanation to her sucks . "oh , its not you , its me " . wtf ?

you just left her there stranded , without no one to help her and her heart broke into a tiny million little pieces . she liked you . no wait , she LOVED you .and what you do to her after three days ?


you ended it with , " oh , its not you , its me" .

please , we're not creating no world war.

we want peace , V<- peace sign aka kawaii nehxzxz , so please , whatever the reason is , explain to her . and she said all those bullshizza because she was angry and yeah , its a spurt of the moment kind of thing . she likes you , she LOVES you . just explain everything to her and she will explain everything to you .


people make mistakes .


peace out brotha . (:



@ 12:15 PM

OH MAH GAWD .



my brother's tuition teacher got the same phone i wanted . the nokia l'amoire flip phone brown corourxzxzxzxzxz .



I WANT NEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH D:

but heck, i still want the sony ericcson walkman slide phone or the cyber shot phone . and nono , not shahirah's phone , its like shahirah's , except its walkman :D



Friday, August 10, 2007 @ 8:13 PM





Thursday, August 9, 2007 @ 12:00 PM

parents are such abcd-ers . they said go off to malaysia today in the morning then ended up not going because of something that happened last night la . then i cried myself to sleep .


i don't feel so patriotic today . i look out the window and see other people's blocks and i don't see flags hanging on their blocks , i don't see banners or lamp posts like i see every other year .

and since we are on the topic of people , i have friends . but 3/4s of them aren't true friend . they're just fake friends who act like they're your true friends but they're not .

so , this people who i shall name , are out flat the truest people who have truely been true to me . and its NOT by rank .

azkhairy .
luqman .
azrayna
azfryna
the powerseahs .
hafiz .
jannah .
shaza .
sitinurhajar
nadzirah

eventhough you are in my list .i dont get the bff x infinity vibe i got from you last time . i don't get the sisterly vibe i got from you last time too .

but the people in my love column , you are still loveee laaa . dont worry tauu . :D

psst , if your name is not here tell me then i ivaluate . :D . and if you got any problems with me or something that i do , please tell me straight in my face or on your blog then i can change/mend my ways . i don't like being hated . its so ... abcd .



Wednesday, August 8, 2007 @ 7:13 PM

haiz .


this song concludes everything that has been everything .



Monday, August 6, 2007 @ 9:50 PM

bastards gets their balls kicked .

bitches gets their boobs twicked .

irritants get their backs smacked .


the world have been against me .



yay zul . :D


i think bitching should be an olympic sport . im sure to get gold .

don't you think ? (:



Friday, August 3, 2007 @ 6:43 PM

hello oranges .


today is fry-day . ;DD

never update for past two days because i was bad mood from what had seem to be my phone being spoilt but didnt my phone drama mama , like me ;DD

and thursday was bull .

so , anyway , TODAY FRYDAY !

what is so special about FRIDAY'S ?


IT HAS MY MOST FAVOURITE SUBJECT THAT I KEEP FAILING , GEOGRAPHY ! ;DDDD


ANYWAY , more of that later .

assembly while walking to plaza , HANNAH'S FAVOURITE TOY BOY , bumped into me and never say sorry , ergh , whatever . ANYTHING ;DDD.

first period was literature , which was suprisingly fun . ;DD .

me , boobrah , boobdia and boobmeen talked about this pantat yang berbulu hingga ke koneknyer yang bernama mr tembak (dalam bahasa inggeris ialah ?) .

oh , bitching . ;DD

then had maths . mdm goo didnt scold like what i imagined , aiya .
:\

malay was bull . as usual . slacked half an hour .

english spelling , I CAN SPELL ANAESTHESIA AND YOU CANT [:

recess with sex bomb !

THEN HAD GEOGRAPHY !

FUCK LA , SO CONFIDENT , THEN GET 9/25 . -.-

history was .... confusing .

then went prayers .

the usual things .

lalalala . then went class again for short science thing , I PASSED SCIENCE . AND I GOT HIGHER THAN SHAFIQ FOR SCIENCE , FOR ONCE . IN BOTH THE QUIZ AND TEST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [:

then dad fetch me , then go home .


sitinurhajar bte daud , sebelum aku sepak muker kau , kau jgn emo . RAWR . [:


xoxo ,


is a beer .



@ 4:51 PM

azkhairy , pantat kau berbulu hingga ke konek kau , WHY YOU NEVER TAKE BACK YOUR PHONE ? NOW IM WORRIED SICK IF YOU PARENTS CUT YOUR LINE OR REPORT POLICE . SCARY TAUU .


eh , sending songs to someone's phone dangerous laaa .



Thursday, August 2, 2007 @ 9:50 PM





Wednesday, August 1, 2007 @ 8:57 PM

oh . mahh . gawd .


skit -

zul : -hears tktk sound-
zul:- thinks a stone he kicked while running-
zul:-turns behind-
phone: -rolling-
phone: - tktk KAPLOOSH !-
zul:-SCREAMS ASS OFF -


if you didn't get it , then your a very pantat person .

yes , my phone dropped . in a drain .

fantabulous .

now i have no contact to the outside world .

if i never post again for 5 days , call the police .



XOXO.